Kansas The ghost, cowboy hat, curtain moustache, sidles up and chuckles appreciatively, howdy, boys, welcome to Kansas, and slips into the bar. The street is deserted, except for the pale sheriff with a five-point badge, walking a skeleton horse, who glares at us, spits near our feet and croaks, liberal elite. When we turn the corner, a tall woman, hooked to translucent wings, is giving out flyers that say in red, What Would Jesus Do? and show a pair of rainbowed hands letting fall a bloody fetus. There isn’t much else to see. For more than unfunny cartoons, we will have to follow the flight to the cities. What’s this? A terrier, hair gone white, sniffs our penny loafers, crawls away, muttering, Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas anymore. Kentucky Not our place, not anyone’s, although we name the caves Rotunda, Grand Avenue, joke about Fat Man’s Misery, even mythologize the stream, calling it obviously the Styx. Bats, with their livid cr...