Song of a Reformed Headhunter

Puerto Rico To see the bioluminescence, light without fire, sit tight in your canoe and stir the dark water. A tiny meteor will appear in the atmosphere of the bay. Stir again, this time not with your paddle but with your hand, and direct the sentence of the second meteor. You are then angel and patient.

Northern Mariana Islands These islands have names-- not Asuncion, Saipan, Tinian, Pagan, but older ones-- Launch Pad, Mission Field, Way Station, The Secret of My Heart's Desire, and one that is possibly mistranslated as Dandelions Growing Out of a Boot.

Guam Ferried over by a military transport, the brown tree snake has nearly killed off the ko'ko' bird, now only bred in captivity. Forests, where the secretive rail once ran, its elongated body slipping through the receptive herbage, are empty of bird whistle but full of spiders and swathed like a bride in spider webs.

American Samoa He charged at the ball and at the quarterback. He sacked all our defenses. He made America sit up and look for their maps. “I have a fear of being average,” said the tight end. He shot himself dead in the chest, the warrior, said good-bye with the lyrics of “Who I Ain’t.” Born in Oceanside, California, but he came from the territory with one zip code. in memory of Junior Seau (1969 – 2012)

District of Columbia Not real, marmoreal city, mammary gland, memory land, march of the living and the dead, the murmur in the corridor that changes everything. The reflecting pool, humming tunelessly, steals your face. * Lady Bird (2017), written and directed by Greta Gerwig, is a good movie, but not a great one. Why the fuss over it? Saoirse Ronan, as the Sacramento high school senior stumbling through her first romance, family entanglements, and college application, makes it very watchable. Laurie Metcalf is wonderful as Mom. Lucas Hedges, Lady Bird's first boyfriend who turns out to be gay, is a natural actor. He also appears as the nephew in Manchester by the Sea . In Valentina's Wedding (La Boda de Valentina, 2018), a silly but enjoyable romp, an all grown-up Ryan Carnes as Valentina's gringo fiance. Still has the body he showed off in Eating Out .

Wyoming Here you can stand over the Continental Divide, rivers to the left, rivers to the right, and feel the irreconcilable differences. Rain stands here too, in this great Basin, not running to any ocean, true, but moving, nevertheless. The rain sinks here into the parched ground, or else evaporates into the air.

Wisconsin This is the house that Wright built and rebuilt and rebuilt after each ravagement, the limestone from a local quarry, the plaster mixed with sienna to resemble the sandy banks of the river, the shingles weathered to the color of silver-grey trees, the windows placed to let the sun in at every hour of the day. This is the house that houses Japanese prints and Ming vases, a council circle re-de-signed by an immigrant Dane, and bears the name of a Welsh bard, which means Shining Brow. This is the house that built other houses and the centrifugal house for Non-Objective art, later named after its founding Jew. This is the house that students come to every summer to study how to build a house.

West Virginia A snippet of video cut from a cut and recombined with the clip is called West Virginia. A pod of dolphins leaving a super-pod to join a herd is called West Virginia. Welcome to the secession from the secession, which is not the same as unity, or Not Having Left. Welcome to the past, the present, and the future. The deutero-stomes, whose first hole formed the anus of the organism, split from the proto-stomes, whose first hole formed the mouth, 590 million years ago. We look forward to their rejoining and our recording of the convention of the blastopore.

Washington “I don’t belong to any of you,  not to the Army Corps of Engineers, not to the anthropologists, not even to the Confederated Tribes of the Coville Reservation, to whom I most closely resemble in my genetic material. I am not native. I am not foreign. I am the Kennewick Man, named so because I was completely found in Kennewick, which means a grassy place, as in the grass is always greener on the other side, also, winter paradise, for winters there are mild, or, in another name, Tehe, the laughter of a girl when asked the name of where she lived.”

Virginia Do you want the name of your state on a landmark case against loving? “Mr. Cohen, tell the Court I love my wife and it is just unfair that I can’t live with her in Virginia.” Mr. Cohen, tell the court of public opinion I love all my boys, the statistician, the father, the masochist, the Starbucks manager, the above-average architect, the ex-lawyer, and the lovers still in their diapers, and it is so unfair that I can’t live with all of them at once, at their peak, o, blue ridge mountain, by the Potomac with its two sources.

Vermont sugar maple rock maple hydraulic lift phloem tap bowling pins guitar neck pure stand shade tolerant pool cues sad sap real estate civil union fall colors secret history climate change commemorative coin winged seed winged seed

Utah In the painting of the Promontory Summit by Thomas Hill, in the ceremony of the golden spike, which would join not just two rails, not just two halves of a country, but two world-faring oceans, you can see the Big Four, the railway officials, the railroad workers, women, even an Indian, but not a Chinese stone blaster stone carter, bridge builder, cook, who survived the panning years over the Sierra Nevada.

Texas They raise them now, the broncos, for bucking, running wild on the open range, but gentled for worming, for loading in trailers and in the bucking chute. The beasts are scored too, for rocking hard and not in a straight line, for bucking unpredictably. On the first jump out of the chute, the cowboy has to mark  the horse out—his heels have to tap the shoulders of the athletic gelding for the ride to count. Make it count.

Tennessee Heartbreak. Jailhouse. You’ve got to love the words as much as the music. You’ve got to shoot not just from the pelvis but break out the pulse.

I've just discovered Freddie Mercury. https://youtu.be/oozJH6jSr2U

South Dakota You could flash a route, but the pure ascend the rock on-sight, without fore- knowledge, every handhold a self discovery. You could dance with the crowd on the head of a pin, but the tenacious  angel, who knows when to smear and when to campus, always mindful of the risk of a zipper, climbs the Needles.

South Carolina There’s no sensation like syncopation. I’d rather Charleston in Charleston. There’s more to destroy than the towers of Troy. I’d rather Soloi in Soloi. Give up the dry eye to the blue sea and the blue sky. I’d rather Shanghai in Shanghai. For the scoop and the dope, for the good trope, Grant in Grant and Hope in Hope. I may never Barbados in Barbados, or Buncombe in Buncombe, but let me be banged up by a gang of 251 men or more. I’d rather Singapore in Singapore.

Rhode Island On a sailboat or in a synagogue, the end will come. Watching the green light or lighting the gas light, the end will come. Working on a farm or in a pharmacy, the end will come. Reciting a letter or rescinding a check, the end will come. Out of the sky or into the skin, the end will come. Come, the end, for, after a lifetime of waiting, we are well provided for.

Pennsylvania Fourscore and seven years ago, Charlie Chaplin released City Lights , the Scottsboro Boys were convicted of rape, Nevada legalized gambling, Harold Urey discovered deuterium, the Empire State Building was completed, John Haven Emerson perfected his iron lung, a gallon of gas cost 10 cents, Dick Tracy began his career in the Detroit Mirror , Al Capone was jailed for tax evasion, the Bible Student Movement took the name of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Alvin Ailey was born—so I date this poem and this poem dates me.

Oregon Under it all swims the fungus, the weight of 200 whales spread thin over 2000 acres, surfacing like splashes of latex in most places, breathing through the gills of honey mushrooms every fall. It kills trees, yes, creeping after the network of roots and tying its shoestrings around and about their feet, but the slow decay, the inevitable drop, makes temporary homes of trees for what we hear as birds.

Oklahoma Sooner rather than later, all 25 native languages spoken here will disappear, unless the school in Tahlequah succeeds in teaching its children to cherish their Cherokee, the language 75% of which consists of verbs, some verbs denoting the quality of their direct objects, so you can say in one word hand me something flexible, like a rope, hand me something long, like a broom or a pencil, hand me something liquid, or a container for liquid, like a cup of joe, hand me something living.

Ohio The blushes along even the baseball bat make you think of passion but it was a celebrity wedding, this Andy Warhol print of Pete Rose, this picture bride, this baseball card, made in the exciting year chasing the world record of hits, and breaking it the day after the work was unveiled. Two years later, Rose was banned for betting on his Reds and Andy, who did not know a thing about baseball, was dead.

North Dakota You know Fargo, now get to Minot, where every September Vikings take up swords to fight the Trolls at the Norsk Høstfest, and the solemnest business, to induct into the Hall of Fame chefs, oil drillers, actors, the dishy Josh Duhamel, musicians, coaches, the secret agent who saved Mrs. Kennedy, the school counselor who spent all his free time building a Viking ship from scratch, through his leukemia, which sailed, after his death, through the Great Lakes, the Erie Canal, down the Hudson, into the storm of the Atlantic, the ship Hjemkomst, all the way to Norway,  ending in champagne with the pale King.

North Carolina Wilmington—where the term “race riot” was invented to dress up the killing of blacks. At the age of 32, Alexander Manly  dared to write in 1898, “Every Negro lynched is called ‘a big burly, black brute,’ when in fact many…were sufficiently attractive for white girls of culture and refinement to fall in love with them as is very well known to all,” and had his words twisted in the white papers and afterwards his Daily Record burned and gutted, and his people, women also, gunned down by the Red Shirts.

New Jersey Put out the light, Edison, return to your river, to your fishing with a bamboo rod. Forget your rod and let the fish still swim in their ignorance. The schoolchild working late into the night on advanced trigonometry will thank you. The factory worker descending into the chemical tank will thank you. The first-time lover too, fumbling with the buckle of the boy on top of him, borrowing an excuse from the moonless night for his inexperience. That lover, he will remember the sweet terror afterwards, as will the savage, cowering in the fundamental shadow of the eclipse of the sun. New Mexico No, it doesn’t go beep-beep. The roadrunner has a slow and descending dove-like coo. With its red and blue mascara, it’s a drag queen who has just undressed after the show, and from the print of its zygodactyl feet, digits 2 and 3 facing forward, 1 and 4 facing back, nobody knows, not even him, where he goes off-stage into the night of...